Yidon. Here we see Yidon relaxing with a copy of 'Varsity'. This was after we eventually caught up with him on the Sunday morning. He had been off boating on the Saturday. Allegedly.... Note his somewhat short haircut. He has it that short because it makes it easier for him to kill people. Something which he seems to do on quite a regular basis. He also gets paid for it. Which, I suppose, makes him a contract killer. Except that he doesn't get paid just to kill one specific person, like most contract killers. No, Yidon goes out and massacres everyone in sight. With a large gun.

Er, that's me. In GBW's room. I can't remember who took this photo, but it was probably GBW himself. I just thought I'd throw it in to prove I did actually go to Cambridge. Not entirely sure what going on with my eyebrows here. Although not perfectly straight, I'm fairly sure they're not that screwed up in real life.

This is GBW in Yidon's room. This is just after he burnt off his left pinky. You will be pleased to hear that we managed to get the lighter away from him before he conducted any more self mutilation. Oh, and don't worry - he didn't burn off his left thumb. That is hidden behind his left hand. Duh!

And the final member of our cast is Kate. You may have met Kate in the GussetBook. She has been quite a prolific visitor ever since GBW introduced her to it. I thought it was a fair distance from Littlehampton to Cambridge. Kate came all the way from New Zealand. Which is more than 100 times further than me. Now that's dedication. To fund her extravagance, she has had to get a job over here. In Camberley. Almost Cambridge, but not quite. Presumably sh is saving up to get home. She is photographed here in Yidon's room, from Yidon's balcony. Yes, balcony. Yidon lives in student accomodation with a balcony. When Emm saw this photo he thought Kate had a horrific birthmark. But don't worry - it is merely the reflection from Yidon's window.

Slightly less exciting, but important nonetheless - GBW's plants. I was glad to see GBW's greenery as I was due to spend the night in his room. In his bed. GBW sleeps on the floor. I think this is to improve his posture. Not so that he can grow and get into the Navy. As you can see, GBW uses mugs instead of plant pots. As is documented in one of the other Cambridge pages, GBW likes his mugs to be dirty. I hope he doesn't drink tea out of these mugs. Or coffee. In the bottom corner of this photo, you can also see a radiator. Despite sleeping next to it, I can remember nothing of this radiator.

Once again, this was taken in Yidon's room. As I recall, it was sometime around midday, and the person in the background was just getting dressed. Given that he is a student, I am somewhat puzzled as to what he was doing up so early. I thought that perhaps he was up because he knew Kate was in town. But when she went out onto the balcony and wolf-whistled at him, he retreated back into his room, sharpish. So I can only presume that he was gay and was excited because he'd heard I was in town. After going back and hiding in his room, we spotted the person on several occasions peeping out the side of the window. Pervert.